You are a FOURTH YEAR SLYTHERIN at HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY. Your house is undeniably the BEST HOUSE, and you aren't shy about reminding your fellow students of this IMMUTABLE FACT. If they challenge you, you can always let your ARRAY OF BLOOD-CURDLING SPELLS do the talking for you.
You're a regular whiz at COMBATIVE SPELLS and therefore excel in subjects such as DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS, which is humorous, because you suspect you'd excel at just the plain DARK ARTS as well. You find classes like HISTORY OF MAGIC tiresome and useless, for you see very little value in looking any direction but ahead.
Your wand is YEW with a core of ACROMANTULA'S WEB. (This is SO TOTALLY ILLEGAL, and only the fact that it's a PRECIOUS FAMILY HEIRLOOM keeps it safe from confiscation.) It is NINE INCHES LONG and rather SPRINGY. It has served you well.
You have no pets. You need no pets. Although sometimes, when you're near the edge of the FORBIDDEN FOREST, you think you spy RATHER MASSIVE EIGHT-LEGGED FORMS keeping pace with you. You're MOSTLY OKAY with this.